Ah, but you see, straight people have such higher morals.
Like a local judge and his confidential law clerk, who are members of a group called the Royal Order of Jesters. They're an offshoot of the Shriners, whose brains are apparently about the size of their silly little cars, and the FBI is investigating whether the judge and his crony (oh, and an off-duty police captain) toted an imprisoned massage-parlor hooker over state lines for one of their conventions.
The judge in question, and this organization, were lauded during a 2005 speech on the House floor by my own dear Congressman Tom Reynolds. Tom was a top-ranking GOP muckymuck until the 2006 turnout, and was one of the leaders who played "Don't Ask Don't Tell" with Mark Foley during the latter's covorting with male congressional pages.
If the definition of "conservative" is "a liberal who's been mugged," the definition of "religious conservative" must be "a pervert who hasn't been caught yet."
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Like a local judge and his confidential law clerk, who are members of a group called the Royal Order of Jesters. They're an offshoot of the Shriners, whose brains are apparently about the size of their silly little cars, and the FBI is investigating whether the judge and his crony (oh, and an off-duty police captain) toted an imprisoned massage-parlor hooker over state lines for one of their conventions.
The judge in question, and this organization, were lauded during a 2005 speech on the House floor by my own dear Congressman Tom Reynolds. Tom was a top-ranking GOP muckymuck until the 2006 turnout, and was one of the leaders who played "Don't Ask Don't Tell" with Mark Foley during the latter's covorting with male congressional pages.
If the definition of "conservative" is "a liberal who's been mugged," the definition of "religious conservative" must be "a pervert who hasn't been caught yet."