Sadly, most of the TV viewing audience can't comprehend shows that use words with more than one syllable. Or shows without a laugh track.

Billy Bob: Hey, Marge, lookie there. What's that there Starbuck talkin' about? What's Frak? Why they always goin' on 'bout Frak? I miss Baywatch.
Marge: Oh dear, I know. All the good shows are gone, like that funny Jeff Foxworthy.
Billy Bob: TV'd be a lot better with more titties.