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Elderly patient: What do you mean, you don't have a charging cord for my 15-year-old Motorola flip phone that I can borrow? What kind of hospital is this?

Me, inside: The kind that isn't a Radio Shack.

So I've been stuck at work for the past three days due to the blizzpocalypse (or whatever we're calling it this time.) No internet for three days -- can't recommend it. Plus, I can still hear beeping IV pumps and bed alarms and tele monitors...ugh.

Luckily, I had The Grating Roar by Engazed (if you aren't reading it...WHY???? Read it, my friends. Trust me on this) on my kindle, so I was able to read that a bit before I succumbed to exhaustion at night.

Did I miss anything?

ETA: Did Tumblr implode yet? I'm almost afraid to look.