She stole my heart in a trailer park, so I jacked the keys to her father's car

Okay, flist, you've gotta help me out here. There's this song I've heard a few times on the radio, and...frankly, it's stupid. STUPID! And and and redneck and annoying and probably borderline offensive and, damn it, I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

So, I thought I'd go find it online and read about how stupid the band is and convince myself that I DON'T LIKE IT. Because I DON'T. Because IT IS STUPID. AND REDNECK. AND I DON'T LIKE REDNECK SONGS.

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Yeah, you can probably guess how that went. It's just...it's catchy as hell, is what it is. It makes me want to sing along even though I REALLY DISLIKE THE WORDS I'M SINGING. Like, VEHEMENTLY.

HELP ME, FLIST. I don't know, listen to the song (somewhat NSFW) and tell me what an idiot I am. Explain to me why I MUST NOT LIKE THIS SONG. Remind me that I don't like most country songs even though the band also manages to be Southern Rock and Hip Hop at the same time and that's kinda fun.

*FACEPALMS FOREVER AND EVER*

Okay. Here's a video (WHICH IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE STUPID THAN THE SONG ITSELF), but is actually work-safe:

I've lost it, right?