Can someone please convince dick cheney to give this a try?

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Conservative radio host gets waterboarded, lasts six seconds before saying it's torture.

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I saw this yesterday and it made me happy in a... non-happy way? Or non-happy in a happy way?

Either way, I'm totally okay with Dick Cheney not getting waterboarded. I just want him to slither back into his underground bunker and stay there permanently.